[Jeff Bass:]
This is a public service announcement
Brought to you in part by Slim Shady
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked
And are not necessarily the views of anyone
However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album
Are not to be taken lightly
Children should not partake in the listening of this album
With laces in their shoes
Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions
Upon purchasing this album
You have agreed not to try this at home
A-anything else?

[Eminem:]
Yeah, don’t do drugs