Marshall, sounds like an SOS

Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you’re fuckin’ right

To the rapmobile, let’s go

Marshall, Marshall

Bitches and gentlemen, it’s showtime, hurry hurry, step right up
Introducing the star of our show, his name is Marshall
You wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you Marshall

You ’bout to witness hip-hop in it’s most purest
Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest
Most honest known artist
Chip off the old block, but ol’ Doc is, back
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Sadam’s got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes
Vnn vnn, yeah here I come, I’m inches
Away from you, dear fear none
Hip-hop is in a state of 911
So

Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness, hell yeah
Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness
Hell yeah

So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it
Flows too wet
Nobody close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
In eighty songs
And exaggerate it all so much, they make it all up, there’s no such thing
Like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more people when you’re rappin’ and you know what for
The show must go on
So I’d like to welcome y’all to Marshall and Andre’s carnival
C’mon now

Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness
Hell yeah
Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness
Hell yeah

You can even call collect
The most feared duet
Since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette
And never even see me blink or get to bustin’ a sweat
People steppin’ over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beat’s and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy
How can one Chandra be so Levy
Turn on these beats
MC’s don’t see me
Believe me BET and MTV
Are gonna grieve, when we leave, dog fo’ sheezy
Can’t leave rap alone, the game needs me
‘Til we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains
Nothin’ but clowns down here
But we ain’t fuckin around round here, yo’ Dre
What up
Can I get a hell, hell yeah, now

Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness
Hell yeah
Let’s get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this
Must be a circus in town
Let’s shut the shit down
On these clowns, can I get a witness
Hell yeah

So there you have it folks, Marshall, has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because, Marshall, and Andre are here to stay
And never go away
Until our dying day
Until we’re old and grey
Marshall, so until next time
Friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
Your
Host for the evening, Marshall, oh, ha