Oh no!
What’s happening to my brain?
I can’t believe this is happening
Again!

Lava on my lips I flips, wake up think I have a cramp
I’m trying to shove the lava lamp up my father’s ass
I think I’m out of gas, man, I need another mask
I’d ask my mother, but I think she’s laughing at the plants
A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp’s
I think I’ll eat some Ambiens like they’re candied yams
Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
Abra-fucking-cadabra, motherfucker, look who’s back
Just like a pendulum, Satan’s pentagram swings
I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
Shit, I think I might have did it when I was dancing
While I was chopping one of my legs off when I pulled a hamstring
First I Re-Up, then I Relapse
Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
And I’ll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle
‘Cause I react like the She-Hulk when I see NyQuil

Oh no! (Oh no!)
Here we go again (again)
Don’t know (Don’t know)
When it’s going to end (When will it stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh!)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!)

Into the well, baby Jessica fell, she may have wetted herself
Quit playing, get her some help
Mary Kay Letourneau was sending me letters from jail
Every day in journals, saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
I’m the medicine man, my medical marijuana
Was prescribed by a doctor, shove a typewriter up Per-
-ez Hilton’s ass, shit, almost forgot that
He’s always shoving something up his ass, so why not that?
And fuck it, while I’m venting, let’s shove a vending machine
Up his rear end when he’s bending over, pretending that he
Didn’t say anything that would be offending to me
Stick his head in a blender, begin blending in G
Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair?
Put him under the stairs? People are already under there
Hmm, I wonder where… wait, I think the cupboard’s bare
Stuff him up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there

Oh no! (Oh no!)
Here we go again (again)
Don’t know (Don’t know)
When it’s going to end (When will it stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh!)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!)

Vicodin’s like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
Who’m I kidding? I couldn’t quit this shit if my life depends
I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
Yeah, rehab’s nice, I had my name up in lights again
You see that’s why I can’t decipher what life I’m in
I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then
It sounds so enticing, isn’t it nice when I’m hype again?
On nights when I’m like this, no time to write this, just type it in
If I could get my pen to slow down, what’d I write just then?
Man, I’m ’bout to hyperventilate, I just have hypertension
I have the type of mental state you couldn’t comprehend
Unusually stupid of you for you to think I’m your friend
I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again

Oh no! (Oh no!)
Here we go again (again)
Don’t know (Don’t know)
When it’s going to end (When will it stop?)
Uh oh! (Uh oh!)
Where did it begin? (When did it begin?)
So long ago (So long ago)
Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!)

Oh no! (Oh no!)