LeToya “Barzini”, I wanna thank you
For helping me organize
This meeting here today

And Kelly “Stracci”, I also want to thank you
And all the other Dons of the four families
Beyoncé “Corleone”, from the South West
And LaTavia “(Cle)menza”, from the Four-Four

Our objective of this meeting today is to discuss
Destiny’s Child’s “Commandments of Relationships”

You know it’s so unfortunate, so unnecessary
For us to end up with broken hearts

Yes, Godfather
Times have changed
Relationships aren’t like the old days, you know?

See, what we need
Is a man of his word
All this, uh, cheating, uh, backstabbing, um, hating
No more, no more

But, Godfather
How do we avoid all these mishaps?

It’s obvious
The Writing’s On The Wall
Thou shalt not hate