[Intro – Kxng Crooked:]
Every man has a higher self and a lower self. With your higher self you can achieve greatness and things beyond this planet. With your lower self you get your basic needs, but also can create darkness. Find your balance, Kxng

[Hook – Kxng Crooked:]
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

Tutankhamun, we got roots in common
Mansa Musa, now a rap producer
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
My Nefertiti feed my fettuccine
My Nefertari cook me calamari
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

I’m King Arthur, the king of the authors
William the Conqueror writin’ apocryphas
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
My Cleopatra fucked the illest rapper
I’m King Solomon writin’ them songs again
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

I’m Imhotep in that limo stretch
Emperor Ming when I enter the scene
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
My Queen Isis, she know I’m the nicest
My Queen Elizabeth thick on some stripper shit
God bless the Kxng, homie
Talk to ’em, God bless the Kxng, homie

Ramesses’ what the camera sees
King Taharqa, authographin’ with a Sharpie marker
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
The poet laureate pourin’ Moët in the lowered Ferrari
Yes, y’all don’t know my story yet
My peoples’ burden, I’m a carry it by any means necessary
It’s the way I was raised on that pharaoh shit (100)

God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

Go Alexander on you salamanders
Go Genghis Khan like a genius done
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
Like King Snake Spine of the Mayans, we giants
A modern Moteuczoma, I’m a llama shooter
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

I’m Xerxes versus [?]
I’m Chief Sitting Bull, I keep gettin’ pull
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie
I’m Shaka Zulu, they thought it was voodoo (Voodoo)
They play the trumpets when Crooked is comin’ (Yeah)
God bless the Kxng, homie
God bless the Kxng, homie

It was said to be written on the Dead Sea Scrolls. Some reported that it was whispered by the Burning Bush. Kxng Crooked. The First Coming. The Second Coming of no one. Kxng Crooked