How the fuck he got an Oscar?
Passed out in his red Mazda
With his fucking head in his pasta
In the parking lot of k-mart plaza
Across from the red lobster
Looking like the Lochness monster
Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
I’d probably be a lot less
Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
Or get fucked in all seven holes
Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun
And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket
They cost less I’m a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck
In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome

Drunk as fuck
One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars
Got two fucking hydroxycuts and four oxy’s stuck in my esophagus
These three lesbian little stocky sluts
Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
Started screamin’ “Serves you right you cocky fuck!
That’s what you get for mockin’ us
Ain’t as cool as you thought you was.”
Bitch all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock
And it’s a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
(Chick-uh) get it? Ah fuck it
Shits about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca’s nuts
Cocksuckers