[T-Pain:]
Oompa loompa doompa dee doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa dooma dee dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Hey
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Hey
They said they did it before Wayne, not like this!
They tryna stop us, Wayne! They can’t do it, man, this is T-Wayne
Tell these fuck niggas that this is what we doompety doo
Hahaha, hey! Hey!
If you’re fuckin’ with Wayne then you’re gon’ get the T
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

If you was wise enough to get wise and wise up and listen
You wack niggas wouldn’t sound so fuckin’ insufficient
I’m fishin’ for some bitches to give me some Southern fixins
Fucked her good and when I finished, left her belly button glistenin’
This isn’t just one of them rappin’ R&B niggas
I’m fuckin’ with Tha Bizness, some of the hardest beat rippers
Fuckin’ with Lil Wayne then you’re gon’ get the T
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
It’s like oompa loompa, I am on my new job
Gettin’ at your girlfriend, liftin’ up her tube top
Call your lady super lube, givin’ niggas lube jobs
I’m Teddy Pain, my money long like a tube sock
I’m cold as fuck but I am also what and who’s hot
So I’m obligated to authorize what and who’s not
You think I’m wack, but one day you’re gon’ see
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

[Lil Wayne:]
Straight out the backseat of the dually with the toolie
I am truly unruly, mic check, one two me
It is money mouth colder
Smokin’ like runnin’ hot water
Better yet like runnin’ hot lava
I am somethin’ like a barber ’cause I’ll cut your fuckin’ head off
And if I’m in the buildin’, I’ve been mothafuckin’ paid off
Let me take my shades off so I can fuckin’ see, and bitch
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Yeah, shawty got that rebel rap
Where-where-where your shovel at?
I take a trip to hell and nigga I’ma bring the devil back
And if you want some trouble I can have my people schedule that
Damn your face clear, that’s ’cause it’s up in Reynold’s Wrap
This ain’t no Nintendo rap ’cause I don’t play no games
Bitch I murder, kill, rob, steal, and fuck on the same watch
That mean at the same time, and my nina sang fine
And I got that alto, that’s that T-Pain kind